What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:03

Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…